Nincompoopery Poll

(Nincompoopery — and worse — abounds! This edition of "Nincompoopery" offers specific links, and readers have the option of taking a poll as to which story they find the most outrageous. Discussion available in the comments section)

Links to read:

ONE: Hands Up – Don’t Serve: Chipotle In Brooklyn Refuses To Serve Cops Over #BlackLivesMatter

TWO: Obama: Racial tensions surfacing 'probably is healthy'

THREE: Happy Holidays: FDA Moves to Ban Cake, Donut ‘Sprinkles’

FOUR: Unreal: Gay Kids Now Think Graduation Gown Colors Are Discriminatory

FIVE: Taliban indoctrinates kids with jihadist textbooks paid for by the U.S.

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Nincompoopery Poll

(Nincompoopery — and worse — abounds! This edition of "Nincompoopery" offers specific links, and readers have the option of taking a poll as to which story they find the most outrageous. Discussion available in the comments section)

Links to read:

ONE: Malaysia: Islamic scholars say playing guitar and piano against Islamic law

TWO: Illegal Immigrant Smuggling Drugs Across Border Sues After Border Patrol Dog Bites Him

THREE: Beard Baubles Are The Hot New Holiday Accessory For Men [and for pets, too]

FOUR:  GOP Gave Dems Virtually Everything We Wanted [Jim Moran says]

FIVE: Berkeley Protester Whines Over Quality Of Food Given In City Jail During Their Overnight Stay

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Nincompoopery Poll

(Nincompoopery — and worse — abounds! This edition of "Nincompoopery" offers specific links, and readers have the option of taking a poll as to which story they find the most outrageous. Discussion available in the comments section)

Links to read:

ONE: Washington Redskins Blasted for Offensive Thanksgiving Tweet

TWO: Theresa May says tens of thousands held as modern slaves in Britain: The shocking number of people held in conditions of slavery in modern Britain has been revealed by the Home Secretary

THREE: Time magazine’s POPULAR results for MAN OF THE YEAR voting [Ferguson protesters winning by a large margin]

FOUR: Lucky Yodelling Christmas Pickle Ornament

FIVE: Koran should be read at Prince Charles' coronation says top bishop

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Nincompoopery Poll

(Nincompoopery — and worse — abounds! This edition of "Nincompoopery" offers specific links, and readers have the option of taking a poll as to which story they find the most outrageous. Discussion available in the comments section)

Links to read:

ONE: Obama says that the number of Muslims living in the United States makes it "one of the largest Muslim countries in the world." (video and article)

TWO: Man accused of stealing restaurant's plumbing

THREE: U.S. Humanitarian Aid Going to ISIS: Not only are foodstuffs, medical supplies—even clinics—going to ISIS, the distribution networks are paying ISIS ‘taxes’ and putting ISIS people on their payrolls

FOUR: Idaho City To Christian Pastors: Perform Same-Sex Weddings Or Face Jail

FIVE: WH Official LAUGHED At Suggestion Obama Should Visit Dallas ["We don't do grandstanding"]


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Nincompoopery Poll

(Nincompoopery — and worse — abounds! This edition of "Nincompoopery" offers specific links, and readers have the option of taking a poll as to which story they find the most outrageous. Discussion available in the comments section)

Links to read:

ONE: Department of Homeland Security official took bribes in cash and egg rolls

TWO: Link between Enterovirus D68 and illegal immigrant children? See Polio-like illness claims fifth life in U.S. and Human rhinoviruses and enteroviruses in influenza-like illness in Latin America.

THREE: Chicago pension crisis three times worse than just 10 years ago

FOUR: Teacher's wife phones in bomb threat to get him out of NYC charter-school staff meeting

FIVE: Imam at Dar Al-Hijrah mosque in Falls Church, Virginia, and other prominent Muslims here in the United States will not condemn ISIS


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(Nincompoopery — and worse — abounds! This edition of "Nincompoopery" offers specific links, and readers have the option of taking a poll as to which story they find the most outrageous. Discussion available in the comments section)

Links to read:

ONE: The Jihadi Serial Killer no One's Talking About

TWO: The FBI Spied On The Wrong People Because Of TYPOS

THREE: Obama's five-hour dinners at Chef Sam Kass's apartment

FOUR: U.S. Wages Down 23% Since 2008

FIVE: 7 months later, many still can't use Washington health coverage


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Nincompoopery Poll

(Nincompoopery — and worse — abounds! This edition of "Nincompoopery" offers specific links, and readers have the option of taking a poll as to which story they find the most outrageous. Discussion available in the comments section)

Links to read:

ONE: Michelle O’s menu ‘financial disaster,’ school district says

TWO: Feds spend $200K to uncover why Wikipedia seems to be sexist

THREE: "Appalling" Military Directive Elevates Rights of Muslims Over Christians; Reeks of Political Correctness

FOUR: Inquiry by C.I.A. Affirms It Spied on Senate Panel

FIVE: $7,060,259,674,497.51--Federal Debt Up $7 Trillion Under Obama


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(Nincompoopery — and worse — abounds! This edition of "Nincompoopery" offers specific links, and readers have the option of taking a poll as to which story they find the most outrageous. Discussion available in the comments section)

Links to read:

ONE: With nation’s school lunches fundamentally transformed, Michelle O eyes ‘talking shopping carts’

TWO: Obama Regime: We Are Not Going To Tell Americans Where Illegal Immigrants Are Being Sent To and White House Hid Huge Spike Of Families Crossing Border

THREE: WH: We've ‘Substantially Improved the Tranquility of the Global Community’

FOUR: Philadelphia mosque leaders try to cut off man's hand

FIVE: Elizabeth Warren's 11 Commandments of Progressivism


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Links to read:

ONE: EPA claims it has the power to garnish wages without court approval

TWO: Wash. school district complies with Michelle O’s lunch rules and bans birthday cupcakes

THREE: Forecasters Slash Second-Quarter Growth Forecasts

FOUR: Virginia County Official Wants to Know Whereabouts of Undocumented Immigrant Criminals

FIVE: Smallpox vials, decades old, found in storage room at NIH campus in Bethesda


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Nincompoopery Poll

(Nincompoopery — and worse — abounds! This edition of "Nincompoopery" offers five links, and readers have the option of taking a poll as to which story they find the most outrageous. Discussion available in the comments section)

Links to read:

ONE: IRS CANCELLED Contract with Email-Storage Firm Weeks After Lerner’s Computer Crash

TWO: France: Muslims attack man for eating ham sandwich?

THREE: Here's where $14 billion of taxpayer money for Medicaid went

FOUR: Federal Tax Revenues Set Record Through May; Feds Still Running $436B Deficit

FIVE: Doctors Warn of Looming Health Crisis Due to Flood of Young Illegal Immigrants


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(Nincompoopery — and worse — abounds! This edition of "Nincompoopery" offers five links, and readers have the option of taking a poll as to which story they find the most outrageous. Discussion available in the comments section)

Links to read:

ONE: Government Agency Scraps Employee Ratings To Avoid ‘Discrimination’

TWO: Brat Win Over Cantor A Threat To Civil Rights [according to Al Sharpton]

THREE: School Car Wash Fundraisers Banned in Virginia County

FOUR: Bodies of 52 Vets Accumulate at Morgue; L.A. County Can’t Explain Why

FIVE: Obama Thinks Man First Walked On The Moon In 1963?


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Nincompoopery Poll

(Nincompoopery — and worse — abounds! This edition of "Nincompoopery" offers five links, and readers have the option of taking a poll as to which story they find the most outrageous. Discussion available in the comments section)

Links to read:

ONE: Federal health-care subsidies may be too high or too low for more than 1 million Americans[no remedy yet in the wings]

TWO: Senators say work on 2020 Census is far behind schedule

THREE: The War On Standards Comes to College Debate and Forensics: Kabbalah By Way Of Dada

FOUR: Obama Slides Butt Down Lunch Counter [official White House photo at WhiteHouse.gov]

FIVE: School Districts Are Paying Private Companies To Data Mine Your Children

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Nincompoopery Poll

(Nincompoopery — and worse — abounds! This edition of "Nincompoopery" offers five links, and readers have the option of taking a poll as to which story they find the most outrageous. Discussion available in the comments section)

Links to read:

ONE: [Los Angeles] Man, 79, Beaten After Accidentally Bumping Into Car In Grocery Store Parking Lot

TWO: Obama Admin Can’t Say Why It Took Two Years To Label Boko Haram a Terrorist Organization

THREE: U.S. businesses are being destroyed faster than they’re being created

FOUR: [At the same time stating that there is insufficient funding to serve taxpayers,] Obama’s IRS Spends Nearly $100 Million on Office Furniture

FIVE: Policing for Profit? Lawmakers, advocates raise alarm at growing gov’t power to seize property

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Nincompoopery Poll

(Nincompoopery — and worse — abounds! This edition of "Nincompoopery" offers five links, and readers have the option of taking a poll as to which story they find the most outrageous. Discussion available in the comments section)

Links to read:

ONE: [Portland, Oregon] Reservoir flushed [for the second time in less than three years] because of urinating teen

TWO: Fuels from corn waste not better than gas

THREE: Senator: Non-English Speakers Qualify for Disability Benefits More Quickly

FOUR: 14-Year-Old Girl [in the UK] Accused of Being Antisocial After Building Fort, Picnicking in the Woods

FIVE: DNC Uses Michelle Obama’s “Mother’s Day Card” As Fundraising Ploy

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Nincompoopery Poll

(Nincompoopery — and worse — abounds! This edition of "Nincompoopery" offers five links, and readers have the option of taking a poll as to which story they find the most outrageous. Discussion available in the comments section)

Links to read:

ONE: ObamaCare makes it more difficult to buy insurance year-round

TWO: Saudi Arabia: Officials Sew the Mouth and Eye Shut of a Young Girl Who Professed ‘..Jesus as Her Saviour..’ [Warning: graphic photo]

THREE: At Dartmouth, The Word ‘Fiesta’ Is Racist And White People Can’t Use It

FOUR: Suspect In Violent Home Invasion Sues PD, Seeks $450K For Physical, Emotional Damages

FIVE: NSA Exploited Heartbleed Bug for Years, Exposing Consumers

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Nincompoopery Poll

(Nincompoopery — and worse — abounds! This edition of "Nincompoopery" offers five links, and readers have the option of taking a poll as to which story they find the most outrageous. Discussion available in the comments section)

Links to read:

ONE: NBC News Scrubs Any Mention of “Islam” And “Muslim” From Story On Female Genital Mutilation

TWO: Teachers “White Privilege Conference” In Wisconsin: Whites Will Never Be Cured of Their Racism, Like Alcoholics

THREE: IRS awards bonuses to 1,100 [employees] who owe back taxes

FOUR: UN Says Vacuuming CO2 Out of Air May Be Only Way to Save Planet Earth

FIVE: Woman Wears Hijab to experience Discrimination but is Treated like Royalty; concludes people still Racist

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Nincompoopery — And Worse

(Weekend roundup post.   For the definition of nincompoop, see THIS in the Urban Dictionary. Commenters are encouraged to post links that tell of more nincompoopery)

Links to read (more possibly added as the weekend progresses):

The Two Soviet Propaganda Posters Hanging In The White House Press Secretary's Home

'Heartbleed' Computer Bug Threat Spreads To Firewalls And Beyond

Brandeis University cancels honorary degree for Ayaan Hirsi Ali [additional information: Ayaan Hirsi Ali's statement about the cancellation, published in Time Magazine]

CDC: 200,000 Girls at Risk of FGM in US

Ohio Islamic Group Erects “Jesus Is Muslim” And “Mohammed Is In The Bible” Billboards

Nincompoopery — And Worse

(Weekend roundup post.   For the definition of nincompoop, see THIS in the Urban Dictionary. Commenters are encouraged to post links that tell of more nincompoopery)

Links to read (more possibly added as the weekend progresses):

Dearborn: Muslim parents angry over Easter egg hunt school flyer

'Honor Diaries' screening shut down by CAIR

Local couple upset after receiving pre-marked voter registration card from Covered California [the state's ObamaCare web site]

HHS Started Obamacare Applications for Americans Without Their Knowledge or Permission

Nincompoopery — And Worse

(Weekend roundup post.   For the definition of nincompoop, see THIS in the Urban Dictionary. Commenters are encouraged to post links that tell of more nincompoopery)

Links to read (more possibly added as the weekend progresses):

Today in the Obamanation [a must-read]

Islamic law is adopted by British legal chiefs: Solicitors told how to draw up Sharia-style wills penalising widows and non-believers

[North London] Doctor Accused of Female Genital Mutilation At Taxpayer Funded Hospital

Iraq: Muslim cleric who stood against terrorism is gunned down

New Mexico Muslima Sues Planet Fitness for Headgear Safety Rules

Health insurance premiums up 39% to 56% under Obamacare, reach $2,604 a month in California

Nincompoopery — And Worse

(Weekend roundup post.   For the definition of nincompoop, see THIS in the Urban Dictionary. Commenters are encouraged to post links that tell of more nincompoopery)

Links to read (more possibly added as the weekend progresses):

Bombshell that Shocks Precisely No One: Pakistanis Knew Osama bin Laden Lived a Few Hundred Yards from Military Academy

It’s clearly now acceptable to study zombies seriously

‘Suffocating pressure’: Former ThinkProgress writer describes White House ‘censorship’