Alas! my foul Flash Player again has failed. This is at least the fifth such time this year. 'Twould do no good, or else I would have wailed And railed against the Powers we must fear.
"And who are they?" you ask. I cannot say –– Nameless, faceless, hidden as they be. In plush palatial suites on us they prey Causing men to risk their sanity
Dealing with accurs'd upgrades eternal Might a peptic ulcer cause to dwell In the stress'd digestive tract internal Making rounds quotidian a hell.
The blessings of modernity are mixed. Had I been Czar, I would have had them nixed!
Thank you, Ducky, but I'm quite hopeless at this sort of thing. If I want to get the function back, tomorrow, I'm going to have to call in the Marines.
By the way, no one called me on it, but here's a much needed correction:
When an irksome problem lands, I don't think too much on it. Instead, I use my head and hands To fashion a new sonnet.
It keeps me from being overwhelmed by my inferiority complex at being a total tech moron.
I especially loved all the riches from Shakespeare. I was talking with a dinner companion last night about the generous vocabulary of the English language (yes, it's what you get when you're invaded by or a refuge for many nations) and remembered my German teacher. She was German by birth, and acquired Spanish as a second language. She loved reading Shakespeare in both. But her face lit up when she talked about the joy of finally learning English well enough to read him in the original language and have the full impact of his word smithing and turn of phrase. It makes me smile just to remember her joy.
Baysider, As you might know, I'm a huge devotee of Shakespeare (and the Authorized King James Version of the Bible).
This year, I had great success with my introducing Shakespeare to my middle schoolers. Amazing to watch these children understand the play and dig for depth of meaning. In fact, the children are better readers of Shakespeare than their parents are! Must have something to do with brain plasticity, which is much more malleable before age 18.
IMO, educators today wait far too long to introduce students to Shakespeare. I've seen for myself that 10 years olds can actually appreciate and enjoy Shakespeare's plays and Shakespearean wordsmithing.
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AOW, your up late.....or early. I hope you're feeling better.
ReplyDeleteI grew up with the LoTR's books, and didn't know that Tolkien coined 'tween'.
CI
DeleteI queued up this post in advance. But I am indeed an early riser.
My stomach is still iffy, but better than yesterday.
A perfect diversion for a slow day. Fun!
ReplyDeleteAlas! my foul Flash Player again has failed.
ReplyDeleteThis is at least the fifth such time this year.
'Twould do no good, or else I would have wailed
And railed against the Powers we must fear.
"And who are they?" you ask. I cannot say ––
Nameless, faceless, hidden as they be.
In plush palatial suites on us they prey
Causing men to risk their sanity
Dealing with accurs'd upgrades eternal
Might a peptic ulcer cause to dwell
In the stress'd digestive tract internal
Making rounds quotidian a hell.
The blessings of modernity are mixed.
Had I been Czar, I would have had them nixed!
~ FreeThinke - 3/22/15
FT,
DeleteOh, no!
I just know that you would love this video. If you could only view it!
Technology is the enemy.
And that, dear friends and foes, is just my roundabout way of saying I cannot appreciate AOW's offering today, because it won't play in my 'puter.
DeleteWhen an irksome problem lands,
Don't think too much in it.
Instead, just use your head and hands
To fashion a new sonnet.
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See if your browser supports the "ClickToPlugin" extension.
DeleteIt replaces Flash with HTML5 when possible.
I have had no problems with it installed on Safari
Thank you, Ducky, but I'm quite hopeless at this sort of thing. If I want to get the function back, tomorrow, I'm going to have to call in the Marines.
DeleteBy the way, no one called me on it, but here's a much needed correction:
When an irksome problem lands,
I don't think too much on it.
Instead, I use my head and hands
To fashion a new sonnet.
It keeps me from being overwhelmed by my inferiority complex at being a total tech moron.
FT,
DeleteI was a techtard until Warren taught me a few tricks about how to manage certain web issues.
For years, I placed "Help!" calls to him on a regular basis. Now I can finally figure out most things for myself. Most -- but not all.
FT,
ReplyDeleteWhen your Flash Player comes back, you should make time to watch this video. I guarantee that you'll love it!
Loved the origin of "nerd".
ReplyDeleteDuck,
DeleteCheck your email and RSVP. Thanks.
I especially loved all the riches from Shakespeare. I was talking with a dinner companion last night about the generous vocabulary of the English language (yes, it's what you get when you're invaded by or a refuge for many nations) and remembered my German teacher. She was German by birth, and acquired Spanish as a second language. She loved reading Shakespeare in both. But her face lit up when she talked about the joy of finally learning English well enough to read him in the original language and have the full impact of his word smithing and turn of phrase. It makes me smile just to remember her joy.
ReplyDeleteBaysider,
DeleteAs you might know, I'm a huge devotee of Shakespeare (and the Authorized King James Version of the Bible).
This year, I had great success with my introducing Shakespeare to my middle schoolers. Amazing to watch these children understand the play and dig for depth of meaning. In fact, the children are better readers of Shakespeare than their parents are! Must have something to do with brain plasticity, which is much more malleable before age 18.
IMO, educators today wait far too long to introduce students to Shakespeare. I've seen for myself that 10 years olds can actually appreciate and enjoy Shakespeare's plays and Shakespearean wordsmithing.
Speaking of Mental Floss
ReplyDeleteI don't want to sound cliched but this was an amazing video for me. It proves that I will forever be a student.
ReplyDeleteCube,
DeleteMental Floss doesn't always post what I consider good material. But this video is a gem!
I'm a big Zappa fan, so the Mental Floss reference wasn't lost on me, but this video was definitely good. Thanks for sharing.
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