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Thursday, February 21, 2019

Political Humor

Hat tip to Bocopro:



One of my recent Facebook finds:



And one more:

30 comments:

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    1. Judging the past but he standards we've (regrettably) adopted in latter years is ALL the RAGE among the CHIDLREN of the LEFT.

      These hyper-aggressive, rage-addcited, self-righteous, intellectual pygmies will never cease their destructive, idiotic machinations until they have reduced those few surviving members of the human species to living naked once more in the caves.

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    2. This is hardly new. Wayne's reactionary beliefs are well known.

      If his work with John Ford and Howard Hawks isn't safe then the history of American film is doomed.

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    3. What makes you think the history of film is worth preserving?

      The films, THEMSELVES, speak very well on their own.

      I don't give a tinker's dam who slept with whom, or what vicious games of oneupsmnshit the moguls played with each other, how many whorelets they defiled, how many matinee idols were bisexual, or screaming drag queens off camera,how many abortions they ordered, or how many drunks, drug addicts, streetwalkers, homeless bums, and hopeless neurotics they created.

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    4. You have an interesting conception of film history.

      Typically bizarre, however.

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    5. Ah jess knows wutt Ah reads in de paypuzz an de maggazeens.

      Dat kind ob Hollywood sheeutt iz awl dey evah tawks abowd

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  2. Lots of fun, even though it's hardly an exaggeration of much unpleasant truth.

    Thanks for the chuckles, even as I choke and cough because of the glutinous giggles clogging my throat.

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  3. A FEW OTHER ALL-TOO-COMMON ELEMENTS THAT SHOULD MAKE US WARY:

    CONDEMNIUM

    NEGATIVIUM

    PURBLINDIUM

    INDIGNIUM

    HYPOCRACIUM

    FULSOMIUM

    BARBARIUM

    CAPTIOUSIUM

    ENEMEDIUM

    COMBATIVIUM


    COLLUDIUM

    TRAITORIUM

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    1. MOCKIUM

      DERIDIUM

      BULLIUM

      CALUMNIUM

      TRIVIALIVIUM

      FICTIONIUM

      REVISIONISMIUM

      IMBECILIUM

      DELUDIUM

      ROSENSTEINIUM

      MUELLERIUM

      RYANIUM

      SMOLLETTIUM

      FALSIUM

      TREACHERIUM


      This fun game could go on forever. };^)>

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    2. And how could I have forgotten:

      CLINTONIUM

      HILLARIUM

      BUSHIUM

      OBAMIUM

      BASTARDIUM

      REVOLTIUM

      KALIFORNIUM

      NEWSOMIUM

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    3. }}}}}}}... C_O_R_T_E_Z_I_U_M ... {{{{{{{

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    4. Perhaps I should have called it

      AOCIUM?

      or we could call it

      NINCOMPOOPIUM

      };^)>

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  4. For someone who is supposedly dense, she sure kicked the Orange Man's butt over the wall.

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    1. OOOOOH! JUST DISCOVERED A FEW OTHER NEW ELEMENTS:

      NASTIUM

      SNOTTIUM

      SARCASIUM

      SNEERIUM

      PHONIUM

      PUTRIDIUM

      MENDACIUM

      VOMITIUM

      DEBUNKIUM

      DREARIUM

      HOPELESSIUM

      MISLEADIUM

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    2. They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;
      They pursued it with forks and hope;
      They threatened its life with a railway-share;
      They charmed it with smiles and soap.


      -Lewis Carroll, "The Hunting of the Snark"

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    3. The hunters never need to hunt again.
      The Snark resides within these lofty pages.
      His name's Canardo who doth darkly stain
      Whatever place he snidely with engages!

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  5. I'd LOVE to see President Trump play The Narrator to Robert Mueller's Fortunate in a real life evocation of The Cask of Amontillado

    A perfect setting for this would be the deep, dark catacomb-like vaulted chambers underpinning the Lincoln Memorial.

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  6. The fundamental element to DC Politics: Balonium

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  7. Lyonium

    Porkonium

    Taxonium

    tRumponium

    Homophobionium

    Delusionium


    Additional elements found in DC Politics. Most often found among rightwing Trumpers.

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    1. Thanks for that liberal, ever-so-revealing dose of ASSHOLIUM.

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  8. Outstanding! Hard to pick a best, but I rather favor the idea of #2 (possibly because I've seen #1 before).

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  9. Disease gripping rabid, deranged Trump haters:

    Hysteria Sinisterium ad Absurdum

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    1. I took great delight years ago in discovering Sinister = Left in Latin. In Italian, Sinistra. Yes, "left" is feminine and "sinister" takes the masculine, but its all from the same root and still funny.

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