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Sunday, October 21, 2018

Sunday Funnies

(For more politics, please scroll down. Blog team member Sam Huntington published a post on Friday, October 19)


One of my Facebook finds:

Related: Cherokee Nation responds to Senator Warren’s DNA test. Full statement below the fold.  Also link to more funnies will be found below the fold.
TAHLEQUAH, Okla. — Cherokee Nation Secretary of State Chuck Hoskin Jr. issued the following statement Monday in response to Senator Elizabeth Warren’s DNA test claiming Native Heritage:

"A DNA test is useless to determine tribal citizenship. Current DNA tests do not even distinguish whether a person’s ancestors were indigenous to North or South America," Cherokee Nation Secretary of State Chuck Hoskin Jr. said. "Sovereign tribal nations set their own legal requirements for citizenship, and while DNA tests can be used to determine lineage, such as paternity to an individual, it is not evidence for tribal affiliation. Using a DNA test to lay claim to any connection to the Cherokee Nation or any tribal nation, even vaguely, is inappropriate and wrong. It makes a mockery out of DNA tests and its legitimate uses while also dishonoring legitimate tribal governments and their citizens, whose ancestors are well documented and whose heritage is proven. Senator Warren is undermining tribal interests with her continued claims of tribal heritage."
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  1. To Lizzie Warren and "Les Girls"

    The best way to defeat a fool?

    Shower her with ridicule!

We've learned the tactic from the Left

    Who of all else seem quite bereft.


Insults, curses, shouts and threats

    Won't pay a penny of our debts,

Relieve us of our social ills,

    Or pay for all the latest pills.


So when an ass steps up to rule us

    'Tis best to say, "You do not fool us,

"Your King parades without a stitch

    And so do you. You got so rich

Pretending that for us you cared
If I were you, I'd not have dared!

    ~ La contessa, Vendetta Sanguini, BS., MS, Ph.D.

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    1. __ Feminazi Justice __

      The oblect all sublime
      For leftists all the time:
      To mete out punishment for no crime
      Harsh punishment for no crime!

      The Left par-ti-cu-lar-ly
      Grows manic in high glee
      When those with whom they disagree
      Suffer se-ver-i-ly!

      ~ G.S. Stalinowsky

  3. PAEAN to the POWERFUL

    Isn't it rich?

    How can they dare?
We supplicate from the ground;

    They do not care.

    So send in the clowns;
There ought to be clowns

    Now I have stopped

    Promoting boors

    Knowing that all of the bastards

    Offer no cures

    Grinning in public

    Masking contempt

    They hold for us ––
No one's exempt.

    Don't you love farce?
We must I fear.

    They stole what power we had

    Sorry, old dear,

    So send in the clowns

    QUICK! Send in the clowns

    Don't bother,
They've run things for years.

    ~ Anne Imus
 in Mourning

  4. Why the West is Dying

    Two! Four! Six! Eight!
We must all degenerate.

    Eight! Six! Two! Four!

    Critics now must play the whore.


Why - Should - This - Be?

    Because we must bow to P-C.

    What - Made - This - True?

    We must thank The Jutabu.

    Truth, when it's suppressed

    Makes society distressed.

    A Reign of Dishonesty

    Means that no one can be free.

    There can be no democracy

    When we bow to Hypocrisy.


~ Anne Imus n Mourning


    Ruben, Ruben, I've been thinking
    What a grand world this would be,
    If the men were all transported
    Far beyond the Northern Sea.

    Rachel, Rachel, let me tell you
    Men would have such merry times,
    If the girls were far removed
    From all our games and violent crimes.

    Then there'd be no need for children
    Fun is all there'd ever be
    As we contemplate Extinction
    Oh so irresponsibly!

    ~ Nocando Kraft-Ebbing


    Lizzie Warren's sharpened axe

    Waits to give "Kapital" forty whacks,

    And when she has destroyed the banks

    She'll say you owe her many thanks.

    Then engines of th' economy 

    She’s reduced to beggary
Will go down on bended knee 

    To save themselves from bankruptcy

    At your expense, and then you'll see

    The end of private property,

    And all forms of democracy.

    Lizzie’s worse than Hillary.

    You'll be reduced to penury

    By Lizzie Warren's axe.

    She longs to heavily levy on thee


    ~ FreeThinke


    Those who claim to live above the fray
    With nose held high as sniffing farts all day
    Are hypocrites abysmally mendacious,
    Ill-tempered, haughty, callous and ungracious
    Or else these paragons of nature fey
    Are weighted down by heavy feet of clay!

    ... Olde Dinalian fable - translated from the Inuit by Rhoda Klutsch Montade

  8. The next-in-line, the witch Kamala Harris,
    Would a common shouting slut embarrass.
    To the distaff side Kamala's a disgrace ––
    A shrieking harpie with a pretty face ––
    Until her mouth excretes corrosive bile
    Through sweet lips that refuse to make a smile.
    Thus the tumid termagant emerges,
    And we for her career sing scornful dirges.
    Kamala who all strong White Males would harass
    Though we doubt she ever has been parous
    Despite no doubt oft having been defiled
    She's far too vain ever to bear a child.
    She's 53 yet only four years married.
    Too bad her mother her to full term carried!

    ... Anne Imus in Mourning

  9. Que sera sera! Whatever will be will be.
I no longer care what happens to me.

    I'm old and childless, God will soon set me free.

    I've strutted and fretted upon life's stage

    With much energy and considerable rage.

    It all came to naught, now I've reached old age

    And get no credit for being a sage.

    Que sera sera! Whatever will be will be.

    I no longer care what happens to me.
I wish all of you well, as I ready to leave.

    And pray that your lives give you no cause to grieve.

    Que sera sera. What will be will be.
I don't care now what happens to me.

    In Heav'n or Oblivion I'll do very well,
For neither's as bad as this sad earthly hell.

    I'm sure all these rhymes will be blithely ignored,
    Resented as vain, –– too aggressive –– untoward ––
    I don't care a fig for my spirits have soared
    Writing verse. Be assured I have never been bored!

    ~ FreeThinke

  10. Are we on the way to the communist way of life: Government controlled Housing, Employment, Healthcare, Speech, and even the way that we Behave!. Unless enough of our people stand up to keep our American way of life, our enemies from within will use our own Constitutional system and laws against us to takeover the country in a silent coup. Much like the Government is now attempting to oust our sitting President and the way that they are right now disrupting, both our Congress and the Judiciary to over throw our President, Much like our Former President is doing with his so called “Resistance”!
    When ever before in our life time have we ever seen such violence in our streets as we are see now from the Radical leftists?
    When have we ever seen such intolerance from a political group as we have today?
    When have we ever seen protesters storming into the Senate chambers and refusing to let the Senators speak?

    I can remember when Democrats, and Liberals were people who were supposed to be tolerant and fair and who wanted to give both sides a chance of speaking. They cared, and they listened about everyone, not just their own agenda. But as we have seen in the past few months, that has drastically changed. The left is NO LONGER tolerant and fair. They lie, they orchestrate phoney stories to get their way. We have just witnessed a situation with the Judge Kavanagh hearing with the likes of something never before seen, where they attempted to actually RUIN a man, and his entire families life, his honorable career, and his reputation.

    Sadly, the kind of liberalism we used to know, in the days of FDR, Lincoln, and John Kennedy are gone, and are fast disappearing from America. American liberals have become Progressives’s, and yes even Socialists, . They are surrendering to the closed mind zombies who follow the teachings of people like Maxine Waters, and Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer and the new Democrats such as Cory “Spartacus” Booker, and Kamala Harris! We saw that in the Kavanagh hearings, in their line of questioning , with zero evidence that ended up with ended in embarrassment, just because they wanted their 15 minutes in the “Limelight”.
    But their both FAILED, and failed Miserably.
    Lets face it folks, Democratic-Socialism is still Socialism

  11. Excellent post! I enjoy watching the left's Frankenstein monsters turn on them.

    Related, I never understood the anger at Dolezal. Yeah, she faked being black, but she lived the experience, ran the local NAACP, and reportedly did a good job, and she actually worked to advance the condition of people of color.

    Oh well. Trying to figure out crazy progressives will end up driving yourself crazy.


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