(Weekend roundup post. For the definition of nincompoop, see THIS in the Urban Dictionary. Commenters are encouraged to post links that tell of more nincompoopery)
Links to read (more possibly added as the weekend progresses):
Fallujah falls to Al-Qaeda, does anyone care??
News Networks Spend Twice as Much Time on Michelle Obama’s Birthday Bash Than Benghazi
Who Read 1,582-Page $1.1T Spending Bill? Congressman: 'Nobody Did'
The Benghazi Transcripts: Top Defense officials briefed Obama on ‘attack,’ not video or protest
More People Without Health Insurance Than Before Obamacare: Number Cancelled 6,286,357
‘Blow Torch Rapist’ Strikes Again In Detroit
Life inside the surreal, cruel & sheltered North Korea
Pimp sues Nike for $100m because they didn't warn him about dangers of using Air Jordans to stomp on man's face
DOJ: “Even-Handed Implementation” Of School Discipline Can Still Violate Federal Law If Has Disparate Impact Along Racial Lines
Lawyer says FBI has contacted few Tea Party groups, 8 months into IRS scandal
DMV [Nevada]: Most [Illegal Immigrants] Fail Test For Driver Authorization Card
Report: New Mexico dog tests positive for cocaine, pot
New York Common Core Website Sent Students to Sex Quiz Page
Obama Calls Dominican Republic ‘the Dominican Republican’
Devastating Benghazi Timeline Reveals Obama MIA
HealthCare.gov payment system STILL not built
Bill Clinton’s favorite DC restaurant shuts down buffet due to Obamacare
[MSNBC's] Melissa Harris-Perry Pronounces Marine Corps Motto Semper 'Fee'
Apple's iconic glass cube store SHATTERS in the New York cold
UK: Mother battered her baby, then posed for a selfie as he lay dying
Ronald Reagan's grinning granddaughter Ashley, 30, poses up with man dressed as al-Qaeda suicide bomber