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Thursday, December 30, 2021

Get it Off Your Chest

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In the event you need some really good advice before this New Year ...
 
H/T to Mustang.

24 comments:

  1. Is there anything Tequila can't do?
    ;)

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    1. I know one thing....

      A man goes into a bar and orders three shots of tequila...
      "What's the special occasion?" the bartender asks him.

      "I'm celebrating my first blowjob,"he replies.

      "Well congratulations,"the bartender says."The next ones on the house."

      "Nahh thanks anyway but if three shots won't get the taste out of my mouth nothing will."

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    2. btw - What's a Mexican's favourite book?

      Tequila Mockingbird

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    3. You know what they say about drinking too much tequila...

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    4. If you're the one drinking too much tequila it's something like; Wahzis wurm doin foatin aroun in dis bottle?

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    5. @ Ed;
      Pants and paints. Also known as, liquid brain remover.
      :)

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  2. And all I wished for was some wine...BUT Tequilla kills all pain lol...

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    1. Until you wake up then it's...
      Someone tell that #$%&*&% cat to quit stomping around!
      ;)

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  3. What a hoot!

    Tequila encourages me to phone people and tell them exactly what I think of them. The hour of the day or night of those phone calls doesn't matter to me. LOL!

    After all my calls are made, I pass out till the next morning. No hangover, though. Go figure.

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    1. I wake up in strange beds with my host's kids feet on my stomach after a night of driving a porcelain bus...

      Be thankful for small blessings.

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    2. AOW that is too funny! I only get like that if I am happy. Typically a drink of Tequilla or even two makes me happy.

      Oh BTW, please don't call me when you've had Tequilla God knows what you would say to me! ;)

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  4. I meant to say I only get like that if I am angry.

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  5. Maybe all you guys are drinking bad tequila? Trust me on this, unless it says made from 100% blue agave, it's mixed with other agaves, or even other additives.

    All of which leads to the bad stuff so many talk about happening after a night of tequila.

    Now mezcal? That's completely another story.

    Happy New Year's all.

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    1. Maybe just the fact that it's tequila?

      Everyone knows a good single malt Scotch is the nectar of the gods....

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    2. Dave,

      Pulque or your not trying hard enough. The ancient Mayans used it as money.

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  6. I learned my lesson with Tequila long ago. Meow baby.

    Have a Great and Fun 2022 and beyond.

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  7. @ Dave Miller,
    I'll take your word for it. :)

    A Happy New Year to you and yours.

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