Tequila encourages me to phone people and tell them exactly what I think of them. The hour of the day or night of those phone calls doesn't matter to me. LOL!
After all my calls are made, I pass out till the next morning. No hangover, though. Go figure.
Maybe all you guys are drinking bad tequila? Trust me on this, unless it says made from 100% blue agave, it's mixed with other agaves, or even other additives.
All of which leads to the bad stuff so many talk about happening after a night of tequila.
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ReplyDeleteIs there anything Tequila can't do?
ReplyDelete;)
I know one thing....
DeleteA man goes into a bar and orders three shots of tequila...
"What's the special occasion?" the bartender asks him.
"I'm celebrating my first blowjob,"he replies.
"Well congratulations,"the bartender says."The next ones on the house."
"Nahh thanks anyway but if three shots won't get the taste out of my mouth nothing will."
btw - What's a Mexican's favourite book?
DeleteTequila Mockingbird
You know what they say about drinking too much tequila...
DeleteIf you're the one drinking too much tequila it's something like; Wahzis wurm doin foatin aroun in dis bottle?
DeleteTequila is a pants remover, right?
Delete@ Ed;
DeletePants and paints. Also known as, liquid brain remover.
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...I can't remember, either.
DeleteA Blast From The Past
DeleteHe's no friend of mine...
DeleteAnd all I wished for was some wine...BUT Tequilla kills all pain lol...
ReplyDeleteUntil you wake up then it's...
DeleteSomeone tell that #$%&*&% cat to quit stomping around!
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What a hoot!
ReplyDeleteTequila encourages me to phone people and tell them exactly what I think of them. The hour of the day or night of those phone calls doesn't matter to me. LOL!
After all my calls are made, I pass out till the next morning. No hangover, though. Go figure.
I wake up in strange beds with my host's kids feet on my stomach after a night of driving a porcelain bus...
DeleteBe thankful for small blessings.
AOW that is too funny! I only get like that if I am happy. Typically a drink of Tequilla or even two makes me happy.
DeleteOh BTW, please don't call me when you've had Tequilla God knows what you would say to me! ;)
I meant to say I only get like that if I am angry.
ReplyDeleteMaybe all you guys are drinking bad tequila? Trust me on this, unless it says made from 100% blue agave, it's mixed with other agaves, or even other additives.
ReplyDeleteAll of which leads to the bad stuff so many talk about happening after a night of tequila.
Now mezcal? That's completely another story.
Happy New Year's all.
Maybe just the fact that it's tequila?
DeleteEveryone knows a good single malt Scotch is the nectar of the gods....
Dave,
DeletePulque or your not trying hard enough. The ancient Mayans used it as money.
Aztecs, rather.
DeleteI learned my lesson with Tequila long ago. Meow baby.
ReplyDeleteHave a Great and Fun 2022 and beyond.
@ Dave Miller,
ReplyDeleteI'll take your word for it. :)
A Happy New Year to you and yours.