I ordered hose sea monkeys and was a little disappointed when after they hatched, they looked nothing like the cartoon ads. They were inadvertently euthanized by an UNSUB doing a house party in the 70s when it was discovered they did not take kindly to a few shots of vodka. I wish this wasn't a true story.
Few things annoy me more than mouthy, supercilious, self-absorbed little bitches who think they know something droning on with shallow, immature little girl voices as they presume to act as though they are imparting important information to us adults. An IRKSOME, incredibly tedious spectacle.
Around the same time that "sea monkeys" were being advertised when I was a child, Magic Rock Crystal Growing Set was also advertised. My parents wouldn't let me have "sea monkeys," but they let me have the crystal-growing kit.
'This "new Blogger" is making it harder for me to post music videos. **sigh**' I'm still on the old system. Tried the new one, and let's just say, "How was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?" A week from tomorrow is the drop dead date for the old system.
Google has never cared about Blogger, and now that the blogging craze has passed and there's no money in it, I'm surprised they haven't shut the whole thing down.
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I ordered hose sea monkeys and was a little disappointed when after they hatched, they looked nothing like the cartoon ads. They were inadvertently euthanized by an UNSUB doing a house party in the 70s when it was discovered they did not take kindly to a few shots of vodka. I wish this wasn't a true story.
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Deletethey did not take kindly to a few shots of vodka
Let's hope they died vodka-happy!
And the Polaris Submarine!
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ReplyDeleteFew things annoy me more than mouthy, supercilious, self-absorbed little bitches who think they know something droning on with shallow, immature little girl voices as they presume to act as though they are imparting important information to us adults. An IRKSOME, incredibly tedious spectacle.
ReplyDeleteBOO!
Franco,
DeleteWell, Mental Floss is mainly a trivia site.
Addendum: This "new Blogger" is making it harder for me to post music videos. **sigh**
DeleteTo use the vernacular unapologetically without reservation:
DeleteThis New Blogger really S_U_C_K_S_!
Sea Monkeys.
ReplyDeleteJust add water and... BOOM, you've got your very own exciting new lifeforms.
For water, substitute cash, corruption and venality and behold! Portland! As with the poor sea monkey shrimp, nobody much is fooled.
Around the same time that "sea monkeys" were being advertised when I was a child, Magic Rock Crystal Growing Set was also advertised. My parents wouldn't let me have "sea monkeys," but they let me have the crystal-growing kit.
ReplyDeleteI remember those ads in the back of comic books!
ReplyDeleteRight next to the X-Ray Glasses (they did not work as advertised either)
They would last for about 2 days and then die.
Delete'This "new Blogger" is making it harder for me to post music videos. **sigh**'
ReplyDeleteI'm still on the old system. Tried the new one, and let's just say, "How was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?"
A week from tomorrow is the drop dead date for the old system.
Google has never cared about Blogger, and now that the blogging craze has passed and there's no money in it, I'm surprised they haven't shut the whole thing down.
ReplyDeleteI may beat them to it!
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