(Humor) My new COVID life

posted by Warren 
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My life goes on without a lot of changes. I have an "essential" job that keeps me on the run. The biggest change is the lack of traffic on my morning and evening commutes. But I'm going to share my thoughts with you and a few pictures you might find interesting.

Last year really sucked for me, and I found myself somewhat despondent so I asked for a sign.

I am putting on a little weight because I'm not as active in the evenings when I get off work and find myself snacking, but I think I have found a low carb, low fat solution.

 I'm afraid to let my dog outside because she might catch the Covid, and she stands at the back door just watching the wildlife and whining to go out.

It's hard on her to just set there and look out. so I started to take her for car rides and talk to her about my problems. I find her almost reluctant to get in the car now.

 The other day, I saw her looking outside with a strange look on her face and got up see  what she was looking at. 

 I'm beginning to think this mask thing is getting out of hand! 



Our State Planning Commission has a reopening plan that just doesn't seem practical. But maybe it's just me.

 I was talking to the younger guys at work, and they seemed shocked at how wasteful I was in my younger years.

Some people are really having a hard time with this shutdown. I was truly shocked to see this picture.

I saw in the news that a guy who had been in a coma since 2018 had come out of his coma.

And Nancy Pelosi has released the Democrat recovery plan to the public.

I'm having trouble adjusting to our new social standards, and it seems that I'm not the only one.

I'll leave you all with this motivational message from the Democrat Governors Association.

 
 Now, where did I set down that pack of Camel cigarettes and bottle of Jack Daniels.... errr ..  hand sanitizer?