(Weekend roundup post. For the definition of nincompoop, see THIS in the Urban Dictionary. Commenters are encouraged to post links that tell of more nincompoopery)
Links to read (more possibly added as the weekend progresses):
IRS’ Lois Lerner Asks To Delay Her Congressional Testimony Because She Fears For Her Life
State Senator in New York Proposes Requiring Parents To Take “Parenting Classes” From Government
OECD: World Tax an Unholy Alliance, Obama Loves It – Requires Global Solution, a Single Global Standard
California 2014: Strapping senior calling himself female to play on girls’ high school softball team
Pregnant Woman Robbed At Gunpoint While In Labor
Administration announces Obamacare subsidies for some people who didn’t sign up for Obamacare
1 in 4 Americans unaware that Earth circles Sun
Facebook offering 56 gender options and list may not yet be complete
ObamaCare patients with serious pre-existing diseases could face expensive drug costs
[Florida] Man beaten to death after stealing his roommate's chicken foot from a skillet
Saudi Arabia May Go Nuclear Because of Obama’s Iran Deal
Imam: Every ‘Normal’ Muslim Believes in Stoning, Death for Gays Adulterers: Hands Raised to Prove It
+106%: Obama Has More Than Doubled Marketable U.S. Debt
D.C. social services worker admits to scheme to steal $800,000 in Medicaid, food stamps
[Louisiana] Family ordered to take down welcome home sign for sailor father who was away for FOUR YEARS because it breaks Homeowners' Association rules
[UK] Driver forced to crawl out of back window after wedging his vehicle in tunnel under railway line [full investigation of "the matter" pending]
Cambodian necrophiliac who attempted sex act on corpse a day after the funeral arrested after falling asleep in the COFFIN
With thanks to FreeThinke for the following links:
Couple hospitalized trying to save flat-screen TV from burning apartment...
Nudist community threatens to kick out blind woman over service dog...
8th Grader Killed By Train Trying To Retrieve Cellphone From Tracks...
Florida Keys Man Steals Girlfriend’s Wallet, Eats the Cash On the Way to Jail