The analogies are below the fold (hat tip to Infidel Bloggers Alliance commenter Ciccio):
In other news:
The Russian communist party admitted it has suffered some slight setbacks in its goal of Marxist-Leninist utopia.
The Titanic ran into some ice on its maiden voyage to New York.
Western Union has lost some ground in its telegram business.
Kodak seems to have some problems with the sales of its films and cameras.