With thanks to Texas Fred, who emailed me the following after yesterday's 5.8 earthquake in Virginia:
White House press release: "Earthquake epicenter was situated at the convergence of Bush’s Fault, Congress’ Fault, Tea Party's Fault, and It's-not-my Fault."
BREAKING NEWS: "Seismologists have confirmed that it WAS an earthquake and NOT the 14.6 trillion dollar check bouncing on the East Coast.
VA QUAKE BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!! The USGS has determined that the epicenter of the earthquake was in a cemetery just outside of DC. The cause appears to be all of our founding fathers rolling over in their graves.