tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320479736034351430.post5699756971181386897..comments2023-10-03T07:01:41.144-05:00Comments on Always On Watch: Semper Vigilans: Political HumorAlways On Watchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08192688822955022541noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320479736034351430.post-36252610357327600962017-03-01T06:48:26.546-06:002017-03-01T06:48:26.546-06:00FT,
There's also an old joke about parachutes ...FT,<br />There's also an old joke about parachutes and jumping from an airplane. Maybe you know that joke?Always On Watchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08192688822955022541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320479736034351430.post-57526881224802942312017-02-28T19:54:49.709-06:002017-02-28T19:54:49.709-06:00Haven't you heard? Orange is the new Black! ...Haven't you heard? Orange is the new Black! :)Thersiteshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15751286903359745316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320479736034351430.post-68105750981550809172017-02-28T19:45:37.713-06:002017-02-28T19:45:37.713-06:00Trump would have never jumped in, in the first pla...Trump would have never jumped in, in the first place. He would have turned the water Orange.this onehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11625231829029347876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320479736034351430.post-36967505032241364042017-02-28T16:29:20.252-06:002017-02-28T16:29:20.252-06:00Talk about the POPE....
He was visiting D.C. when...Talk about the POPE....<br /><br />He was visiting D.C. when he got bored of being driven around and asked the limo driver if he could drive...<br /><br />two moto cops were behind a big sign waiting for a speeding car on the freeway...sure enough, bthe limo races by....So one of the cops takes off after him and stops the limo....<br /><br />He comes back to the other cop after 10 minutes, who says "Give them a ticket?" "No, I didn't.." "WHY NOT? He was speeding! I thought we weren't going to hold back giving tickets even if it was a big shot!" <br /><br />The cop says "This guy was so big he had the POPE as a driver!" :-)Zhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15989573357446569262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320479736034351430.post-54573553126212643482017-02-28T10:32:09.454-06:002017-02-28T10:32:09.454-06:00The image of Jesus playing GOLF was enough to put ...The image of Jesus playing GOLF was enough to put me in stitches.<br /><br />I've always loved the Absurd and Incongruous. Please don't ask me why, because I couldn't tell you.<br /><br /><);-∑FreeThinkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16682678301019952436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320479736034351430.post-1814243704500668122017-02-28T10:22:51.208-06:002017-02-28T10:22:51.208-06:00Reminds me of a Zizek joke... ill Order
to rela...Reminds me of a Zizek joke... <i>ill Order <br /><br />to relax after the arduous work of preaching and performing miracles, Jesus decided to take a short break on the shore of the Sea of Galilee. During a game of golf with one of his apostles, there was a difficult shot to be performed; Jesus did it badly and the ball ended up in the water, so he did his usual trick: he walked on the water to the place where the ball was, reached down and picked it up. <br /><br />When Jesus tried the same shot again, the apostle told him that this is a very difficult one — only someone like Tiger Woods can do it; Jesus replied, "What the hell, I am the son of God, I can do what Tiger Woods can do!" and took another strike. <br /><br />The ball again landed in the water, so Jesus again took a walk on the surface of the water to retrieve it. At this point, a group of American tourists walked by and one of them, observing what was going on, turned to the apostle and said: "My god, who is this guy there? Does he think he is Jesus or what?" <br /><br />The apostle replies: "No, it's worse, the jerk thinks he is Tiger Woods!" </i>-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16745768408538827278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320479736034351430.post-14693426689586321552017-02-28T08:56:45.378-06:002017-02-28T08:56:45.378-06:00HA! I repeated this story, myself, several times i...HA! I repeated this story, myself, several times in the past couple of moonths. It's hardly original. In truth it's a very old joke recycled from the days when RICHARD NIXON ran for president the late Nineteen-SICK-sties. <br /><br />That would make the story FIFTY YEARS OLD at least!<br /><br />No matter! It's a good joke, and just as appropriate today as it was then –– <i>possibly even more so</i>, if that were possible. <br /><br />The ENEMEDIA has only grown increasingly fatuous, deceitful, treacherous, untrustworthy and incorrigible with the passage of time.<br /><br />And doesn't Ecclesiastes tell us, <i>"There is nothing new under the sun"</i> anyway?<br /><br />};^)>FreeThinkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16682678301019952436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4320479736034351430.post-8932964413903551332017-02-28T07:09:51.510-06:002017-02-28T07:09:51.510-06:00Says it all!Says it all!Bunkervillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14427978686579892380noreply@blogger.com